zeldman
@beep Happy birthday, big boy!
| zeldman Like nothing else, death clarifies what is important. |
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| zeldman Shopping for funeralwear. Poppy piped-in samba music feels discordant with the occasion. |
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| zeldman Death in the family. Wonderful lady, strong of heart and faith. If Heaven exists, she is there. |
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| zeldman What do you call three people walking abreast on a city sidewalk? |
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| zeldman Our children are banks in which we invest our hypocrisy. |
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| zeldman Fixing typo-mangled previous tweet. |
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| zeldman you know what would be a great name for a punk rock band? Mangina. |
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| zeldman our children are banks on which we invest our hypocrisy. |
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| zeldman Showed wife Weezer live "Creep" video. We both bawled. Some music is so beautiful it hurts. |
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| zeldman So either I'm developing the ability to perceive the hidden world of the spirits or I have a brain tumor. |
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| zeldman It's US Independence Day. Or, as they refer to it in the NYU Hospital Emergency Room, Drunken Assholes Day. |
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| zeldman Sorry about that, but the lights were out in the mensroom. |
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| zeldman @toddprouty Irony, my friend. It's a rhetorical strategy. Look it up. |
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| zeldman Do you not see the hand of a loving creator in this beautiful fawn, ripped apart by wolves? |
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| zeldman Yes, I read Asian Nurse Fetish. For the articles, okay? |
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| zeldman Mike Meyers has probably gleaned all he can from the 1960s. Why doesn't he try the 1970s next? They've worked for other former SNL members. |
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| zeldman Friedrolling: vt. Gratuitously posting Basecamp referral links disguised as Tweets. http://tinyurl.com/6ef5py |
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| zeldman This cockroach is either dead or the laziest cockroach ever. |
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| zeldman Interesting (mildly). Can access Facebook in Camino, Firefox, and iPhone, but not via Safari. Facebook URL times out in Safari all day. |
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