worryfriends
playing music out of my iPhone speaker and walking around holding it on my shoulder like a tiny ghettoblaster
| Me: "Is that your phone in your pocket or..." Tom: "No, I've just got a BIG FLAT COCK" |
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| I've been on telly- should go up 2moro. Go easy on me, I'd been stuck in traffic for 1.5 hrs & wasn't feeling well http://tinyurl.com/6pmlvd |
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| considering adding some whisky to this alka seltzer |
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| @shinykatie you broke it! Or your cat did. THis is what happens when i go "NoooooooOOOOOOoo!!!!!!" You need to delete the massive tweet l |
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| Wondering if the title of this news feed - 'lindsay lohan's Jew wish" - was supposed to be a funny joke |
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| leaving comments on blog posts with phrase 'on a blog' at the end. "thanks, nice to read this post on a blog" "please write more on a blog" |
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| Nursing a cup of tea. Literally. It hurts. |
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| From now on I'm just going to assume everyone new I meet is a secret millionaire. Better to be safe than sorry. |
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| My name is now the top search term bringing people to worryfriends.com! Pleased 2have finally overtaken "people who worry about their meals" |
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| Why am I getting worryfriends.com clicks from Facebook? What is this 'facebook'? |
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| Hey here it is again! http://tinyurl.com/6fv725 Who made this?! Have they done any others? |
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| wha... my book has *fan art* now??!! http://tinyurl.com/6yj28u |
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| "We've given away 35 million books!" "we're so healthy and wholesome!" Jeez, Cheerios are the most whyumphant cereal ever. Tasty though. |
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| To some people, in some forums, I'm like this tiny, hilarious god. Worship me. http://tinyurl.com/4tcs56 |
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| I love that my publisher is so small & personal that 'royalty payments may be delayed slightly' because they've 'run out of cheques' |
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| sometimes when I'm looking at someone's boring flickr account, I drag photos off my desktop and drop them into their sets |
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| reading lovely fan-mail from a royal navy lad on behalf on his mess "the humour of your book has brought smiles to many servicemens faces" |
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| Amazon have their moments. This is one of them. Buy "how to worry friends" today and et 40% off: http://tinyurl.com/yr6j3l |
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| Now in Irish! http://www.dublininspired.i... |
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