urbavore
Scented tampons are a vile product concocted by imbeciles. Here's a thing women put inside to cork the flow. Let's give it a lovely bouquet.
| It is soooooooo quiet at work today, I'm building a TARDIS out of paper. |
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| Awake. Awake awake awake I'm always awake now someone stop the thinking for me please i can't do it and it's killing me. Stupid shorted ... ... |
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| @warrenellis I SLAP YOUR BRAINS WESTWARD!!!!!!! :P |
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| I'm sorry I've been unresponsive today. I have new eyes. They sting and squint and water. I need time to focus. |
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| Haven't left apt xpt to work/have beer @ Dodger in a week. Going out tonight. Must fry permasad & smother with awesomesauce. |
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| Someone has "snuck" PILES of ice cream into a freezer at my work, & no one will claim it. Oh if only I could eat the Mystery Ice Cream... |
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| Buying Front for the articles is like buying porn for the soundtrack. Nobody does, everyone knows it, & you look silly insisting. |
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| @grinningskull Pointless anxiety is nobody's friend! Except maybe for the makers of Prozac... |
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| It would be illegal to put music from a store-bought CD on your Ipod. Also, no more unlocking cells to switch carriers. |
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| Minister Jim Prentice's Bill C-61 bans: recording TV, ripping music to MP3s, transferring DVD to portable players, making backups... |
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| To my Canadian peeps, is everyone up on proposed Bill C-61? The one designed to assfuck all us audio/video-philes, no lube? |
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| I think I'm gonna join Open Mat BJJ. It's close by, and I'm craving New. |
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| Dreams where I'm brushing my teeth & when I spit out the toothpaste all my teeth go with it, are rotted & foul. Thoughts? |
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| A super hero who was actually Powder from the movie was watching me from behind mirrors. |
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| I woke in a hot sweat last night from a dream that Stan Lee was writing me in a comic book. Weird, no? |
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| No no no... I'm done with the meds, sweets. No more hospital for me for at LEAST another month. *smiles* |
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| 12 am - successfully completed a cosmo. Cause what a fucking week I've had. I can has Cosmo, Dammit. |
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| 11 pm - successfully completed decorating livingroom with own paintings that are still wet. Weeeeeell... I'm almost done. |
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| 10 pm - successfully completed turning friend from Harry Potter into Bowie from Labrynth. |
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