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I just pointed to a sticky peanut-covered curtain and asked Nate if he did it. He said No. Mark is in big trouble when he gets home.
| So, based on the Olympics and UFC, Canadians excel at KICKING ASS. Go Canada. |
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| Mark, in stitches over a cartoon, knows more about a yellow sponge named SpongeBob than how to deposit socks in a laundry hamper. |
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| I just burnt an entire batch of muffins. Lucky Samson just scored himself some makeshift tennis balls. |
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| Not only does my mother wear crocs, but they're embellished with special croc charms. I'm officially filing for divorce from this family. |
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| Have packed up the family and headed North to Grandma and Grandpa territory. Bless their willing and free babysitting souls. |
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| Only a man with the mind of an 18-year-old would think that me carefully washing a giant cucumber is snicker worthy. And I married him. |
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| Is it too much to ask to want a dog hair free bed? Samson so just shedded enough yellow dog fur on my black sheets to knit an afghan. |
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| Nate decided spoons were too civilized. He now enjoys his vanilla yogurt by the fistful. |
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| @Assertagirl OH! I LOVE that scent. I have Brown Sugar & Fig soap, and sometimes I wash my hands for no reason just to smell it. |
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| This is the second time that Mark's bike has been stolen. Apparently, even the bad guys are feeling the pinch of soaring gas prices. |
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| You know what I just LOVE? I just LOVE it when I need my measuring cups and they are all outside haphazardly floating in a kiddie pool. |
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| @Cheaty I didn’t make it this year. I feel so...lonely. :( And what's with this Toronto flu infestation? Hope you feel better soon. |
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| According to Mark’s parental teachings, a pig says “sizzle sizzle” when you enjoy it as tasty tasty bacon. |
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| Just signed up for a lawn care program, which is great except for the getting rid of weeds part. Because, um, I won't have any lawn left. |
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| Am regretting that my ultra shyness kept me away from BlogHer. Next year I'll coast through on an extrovert-enhancing alcohol buzz! |
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| All this running turned my stomach into a bottomless pit of hollow. Am thinking of eating a brick to fill this never-ending abyss of hunger |
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| Was planning to move my long run to tomorrow while Nate’s in daycare but I feel the onslaught of a burgeoning head cold. Blech! |
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| Inquiring minds want to know: What temp is your AC set at? Here it’s 27C (80.6F) during the day and then cooled to 25C (77F) for sleeping. |
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| Unknown fact about my kid: He's profoundly afraid of grass. As in, the innocent shards of greenery on the lawns of a thousand billion homes. |
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