ultimatepaul
Writing internal sales study. "Include the good and the bad," they said. I did. After: "Can you spin this bad stuff to make us look good?"
| @petelbury (1) If you say "brand," you are a complete tool; (2) you're senior art director. |
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| @tanistheyounger I wanted to, but they said they wanted something different and creative...until they got it. Now I have to revert. |
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| Ruining the flow of a video script by spelling out well-known brand names repeatedly instead of their equally well-known shorter names. |
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| @slack And by "common sense" I mean "ability to look at the person nearby reacting appropriately." |
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| @slack At least those cheering people had the common sense to switch to boos when talking about the other guy...some of them, anyway. |
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| @hreview ESPN The Magazine; so many minute stats to bask in. So many stats. **** |
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| Does anyone have recommendations for a printer? Requirements: can handle up to 11 x 17 and cover stock. |
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| Somebody at TBS determined it beneficial to air four consecutive episodes of Home Improvement from 12-2. I want to see that research. |
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| Me: "Is this going to be designed, or just copied and pasted into the system?" Account rep: "I'm going to put some pictures in there." |
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| @slack Originality makes voters uncomfortable. |
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| @hreview GM employee discount for everyone; Slap in the face to every GM employee. One star because it means I could get a discount. * |
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| @danielmorrison Required: intimidating presence, phone skills, ability to destroy downloadable FreeCell games. HS diploma preferred. |
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| Considering hiring someone to be my boss. |
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| Jerk sent me & his whole address book pro-Obama email. Jerk McCain fan replied all. Now, my inbox is overflowing with a stupid jerk debate. |
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| @slack Good book on substantiation: http://tinyurl.com/5dgjva. The best part is it will back up your point of view, no matter what that is. |
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| @slack No word, but there is a phrase: unsubstantiated propaganda. |
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| Summer of free bowling is now over. 150 games in 50 days. Average is now 30 pins higher. Anyone want to go to Reno? |
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| Just bowled a 628 series. |
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| @tanistheyounger Amendment: now that I think about it, I wasn't allowed in meetings, so this never came up. Still, I always did the math. |
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