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OH: two Sunday school teachers want to see your penis. Please oblige.

@bosilytics we were definitely noting who ordered what depending on where our eyes went. noticed a higher average order for menu A vs B ;)
At lunch co-workers noticed two different menus, which begged the question: is this an A/B test?
done sizing up markets for the day, would rather size up what's next in life.
thinking about what, not about how
Just saw a woman wearing pair of white heels. Who wears those?
@laughingsquid we looked at some worldwide data this morning, 1.48% penetration rate already
i've redefined preppie based on the lilly pulitzer fall men's collection. my fave, these pants, http://is.gd/29DM, now who's gonna wear em?
Jumpy house + dress= a revealing combination
i wasn't tired before, but reading 10-K filings is a sure snooze-inducer. after a sun-drenched outdoor picnic with the aussies, too!
at the SPCA, love the one here in SF. I'm not adopting but having fun with a friend who is.
Really dislike the slow, rude customer service that guaranteed employment seems to bring. Case in point USPS.
@cloudwrangler shouldn't life be lived without self-induced fear?
Once again, explaining tough topics to the kids: a woman's right to choose & all that entails. We don't shy away here.
last day for me to curtsy and ask for your sxsw panel votes: http://icanhaz.com/BARoi and http://icanhaz.com/users
flip flops to the office twice in a week. looking forward to bare feet this weekend. & i wonder why i can't wear fancy narrow shoes anymore.
@danielriveong it's not actual, it's based on %s of folks that *might* have that surname. i get the same result for borsoi.
@rachelannyes @tempo @rk as if any of you doubted. there is only one of me!
discovering i'm not as anti-chocolate as i thought, buying premium theobromos 4 dinner w/ @t, chocolate cake & ice cream are still vile tho
i may change my mind and do something rash, sooner rather than later. although, that could just be redundant.