I don't do Flash because it does your computer. I did do html, but that had already been done. But, I do finish what has to be "done-did.
13 minutes ago from web
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Sleep is designed for you to be adequate at working more. When you sleep less, you create an inadequate situation to do more work for less
about 7 hours ago from web
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Get back at unruly coworkers? You seal the cap of their 1 liter bottle of mountain dew with super glue & leave a note "love, weightwatchers"
about 24 hours ago from web
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There was never a doubt in my mind that I worked with pranksters. The dead scorpion positioned on my computer mouse is evidence of that.
7:11 AM yesterday from web
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She asked me to check out her myspace page. I told her to check out my middle finger instead, I know of other ways to get my head wrecked.
12:25 PM Nov 16th from web
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3rd time in 3 days I have been asked to tryout for "The Cougar" reality show. I guess the M F'er tattoo on my forehead has not faded yet.
2:30 PM Nov 15th from web
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Finding it ironic that Forward thinking people can't tell their head from their ass. That's why I labeled myself as a Pragmatist suddenly.
9:50 AM Nov 14th from web
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I don't mean to cheapen your experience...but when a camera takes pictures disheveled, I believe it is the equipment...not the operator.
10:13 PM Nov 13th from web
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Tokyo drift...for posers. Continental drift...for dinosaurs. Exposed Mid-rift...for the 80's. Do you catch my drift?
6:32 PM Nov 13th from web
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I currently fancy fast cars and slow women. The slow ones are easy to catch, its like bird hunting with an AK-47.
1:26 PM Nov 13th from web
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If you say the name Richard in a Boston accent it appears to this southern ear that you just called them Wretched. The more you know.
11:56 AM Nov 13th from web
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Second guessing the use of the hourly hot tub rental and the 6-pack of Zima purchased on Craigslist. Well at least it was all bubbly.
9:55 AM Nov 13th from web
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Who knew that cardboard furniture and a water spray bottle could be considered *complementary goods* in regards to comfort.
10:40 AM Nov 12th from web
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When you give someone enough rope, they will hang themselves eventually.
9:21 AM Nov 12th from web
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Yep, my friends at the car club call me "the cruiser".
8:31 AM Nov 12th from web
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The writing was on the wall, but someone spray painted over it.
8:19 AM Nov 12th from web
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You remember that creepy painter guy that drove the baby blue van around with the curtains? Yeah I just saw him working at the grocery store
7:49 AM Nov 12th from web
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