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inky
Looks like I inspired one of topherchris' new domain names (http://xrl.us/inkyanon → http://xrl.us/donotwant). BRB, suicide.
03:20 PM September 02, 2008
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nostrich
I am Jack's constantly regurgitated and modified, yet endlessly irritating, meaningless, and uninspired film reference. "I" am also a twat.
12:16 PM August 31, 2008
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hotdogsladies
While I don't personally believe an alien flew people to Earth on DC-8s and invented human pain by bombing volcanos, I agree flying sucks.
11:44 AM August 31, 2008
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MattCox
party plans are more fun to deal with than lesson plans
09:02 PM August 30, 2008
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nick
When that scandal breaks, all those bottom-feeder T-shirt makers will have to change "VPILF" to "GILF."
06:48 PM August 30, 2008
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deezel74
topherchris...i find you to be kind of a douchebag...youre not funny at all...and im not gonna visit this site anymore! Youre a faggot imo.
02:36 AM August 30, 2008
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jimray
I bet there's an Apple intern just for Steve Jobs to beat the shit out of every time someone sends an MMS to his iPhone.
05:32 PM August 23, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Why jazz musicians are awesome: they've been told that puns, rayon and sincerity are no longer cool, and they just don't give a fuck.
03:10 PM August 20, 2008
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Remiel
FedEx, UPS, & USPS will all eventually go bankrupt, right after shipping millions of shiny, new teleportation devices. That's fucking funny.
09:21 AM August 19, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Sexual incuriosity, yellow teeth, and an unabashed love of editing would make me a terrible "lifecaster." Thank God.
10:03 AM August 11, 2008
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hotdogsladies
If you blog links, but bury the actual link after a "jump," be aware that Jesus is coming, and he's gonna wear your liver as a funny hat.
06:00 AM August 11, 2008
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nick
At least I don't drill around the ocean like a trollop, you cunt! #dontgo
09:33 AM August 08, 2008
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Angry_Drunk
You know what would be nice right about now? A tall cool glass of hobo blood.
12:38 PM August 06, 2008
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jetpants
Holy shit, I have a nectarine tree. My dog made me aware of this by vomiting rotten nectarines on my bed. I should visit my backyard more.
11:46 PM August 05, 2008
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nick
Haha, really? THOSE are the nominees for the Twitties? It's as if Space Chimps and Love Guru were fighting for Best Picture.
11:17 AM July 30, 2008
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nostrich
Saying you're a writer because you write video game fan fiction is like saying you're sensitive because you cry after you ejaculate.
08:27 AM July 30, 2008
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nostrich
Cute barista jokingly called me stalker. I said stalkers make the best lovers, 'cos they always come after you. So cute when she's angry!
05:42 AM July 30, 2008
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nostrich
I think I'm getting somewhere with cute barista. She mentioned a restraining order today. No order necessary, you can restrain me any time!
01:36 PM July 29, 2008
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gruber
They should combine the lines and show The Dark Knight to people waiting to buy iPhones.
08:10 AM July 19, 2008
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nostrich
Some people find resonance in Tracy Chapman's lyrics, I find mine in Three 6 Mafia's: "I love havin' sex, but I'd rather get some head."
07:38 AM July 19, 2008
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