timfisher
@Kathy_L If everybody else is on the wrong side of the street, did you check to make sure it's not actually you?
| My 700th tweet exists for the sole purpose of announcing the fact that it exists. Sort of chicken and egg. |
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| I heard that McCain is so jealous of the buzz that Obama's text message got, he's going to announce his veep in a Facebook Wall post. |
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| @Veronica I'm going to say you probably don't want to try it. |
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| @Kathy_L Well that's just great, thanks. Now I have some freaky blend of Beijing Beijing and Gilligan's Island in my head. Wonderful. |
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| Arrrgh!!! I have that damn Beijing Beijing song from the Olympics lodged in my head. Stop it!! |
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| I'm really looking forward to a couple more months of propagandistic emails that seem to rely on an astonishing lack of critical thinking. |
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| @joshgerdes I'll save you the trouble of figuring it out: you're getting old. :-) |
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| Spending the day at Adventureland. All the $ of Worlds of Fun without the nuisance of craploads of rides! |
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| Heading to the last Friday Fest of the year. So I'm happy and sad. |
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| @jakekerber I already heard. He actually went with Huckabee to attract the dumbass vote. |
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| @joshgerdes Funny how that works, huh? :-) |
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| You know those people at work who you can't f***ing stand? Meetings with those people just kick all form of ass. |
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| @jakekerber Perhaps I was wrong. :-) |
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| @jakekerber They heard me and @iowaradioguy couldn't make it so they bailed. I'm sure that's it. Totally. |
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| @jakekerber I dunno. Maybe because I blame them when I get caught with bomb-making how-to sites in my browser history? It's weird. |
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| @Kathy_L Yeah, *that* I'm sure DHS would be just fine with! :-) |
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| @Kathy_L I wish I could go tonight but DHS may have issues with me subjecting my kids to all you people. It's bad enough they're around me. |
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| God, I'm a tool. Eating the lunch my wife packed for me...sandwich in a SpongeBob sandwich carrier, in a camo lunch bag. When's recess? |
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| @iowaradioguy I can't make #dmtweetup either. I'm on kid duty. Heh heh...I said duty. |
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