textism
(as opposed to the usual, &c.)
| textism Herself is away for the weekend. This will explain the shore-leave fratboy assholishness of tweets for the next couple days. |
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| textism Ideal outcome would be Helms buried with a stack of Mapplethorpe buttfucking pictures, dead Nicaraguans, and everyone who died of AIDS. |
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| textism Jesse Helms is culpable for about as many deaths as Hitler or Pol Pot (to be fair, Stalin & Mao soar well past), so, bravo dead cracker. |
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| textism This movie takes itself so seriously I’m surprised someone hasn’t done an ironic bluegrass cover version of it. |
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| textism @cbarrett It’s got ‘that Chris Parnell feeling’. |
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| textism Hey! Your unproduced indie feature about pansexual hipsters finding their way in the city IS GOING TO SUCK. Just stop. You’re welcome! |
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| textism @drewm Yes. |
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| textism Come to the South of France! A 42-year-old idiot in headphones is shouting along to angry 80s music at 11pm on a Thursday. |
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| textism Only the Spanish have a name for what I’m doing right now. |
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| textism GO AHEAD. LINK TO SOMETHING ON PHELTUP. TRY ME. FUCKING DO IT, PUNK. |
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| textism I’m fairly certain that if Liz Phair were ever to sing ‘H.W.C.’ directly to me my cock would fall off. |
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| textism @drewm phpmyadmin! |
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| textism Nice touch with the Petra Haden on the Monsters podcast there, @lonelysandwich |
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| textism ⚠ DO NOT GOOGLE ‘HOBOSEXUAL’ ⚠ |
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| textism I mentioned Don Draper one time too many. She said, ‘Oh so now we’re both in love with an egomaniacal asshole’. |
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| textism As a kid I thought it was pronounced ‘Yo, Semite Sam’; probably why watching cartoons at the Bogdonov’s down the street was so weird. |
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| textism Hash dealer is ‘on vacation’. FROM WHAT PRECISELY. |
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| textism back from the brink. close call. |
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| textism Shit, it looks like someone set up a doomsday device connected to the word ‘Twattle’. Mutually assured destruction |
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