suomichris
My Tibetan roommate, who has lived in the States for like 10 years and has a grad degree, has never used an oven. Whoa.
| Today went from crap to rule! Thanks, Percocet! Is anyone else having trouble with the new TwitterFox? Misses the first few letters? |
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| @ispencer @shoseph Saved from productivity thanks to the Internets?? How vapid was life before them! |
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| Have I mentioned lately that I hate Clearwire? Cause I totally do... |
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| Left over cookie dough for breakfast... I feel amazing, but also totally gross. |
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| I think that this night deserves a package of pre-made cookie dough, slightly chilled, to be eaten directly from the wrapper. |
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| @katra It does have that flavor to it, but you still win any contest for crazy Tuesday Jogger's conversations! NAGH NAGH NAGH. |
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| @shoseph Also, without the embarrassment of buying tobacco!! |
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| @Dangermoose "And a pack of Always Ultra-Slims for the lady..." |
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| @dangermoose I had overlooked the smoking angle. If I had to buy tampons to smoke, @shoseph, I would definitely prefer Charles Bronsons |
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| @dangermoose @shoseph As a gay, I don't understand not wanting to buy tampons. It's not like the cashier thinks they're for you! |
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| Applying for a paper route.... Stupid broke. At least it will get my ass out of bed and get me some exercise... |
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| "He is to sentence technology what Hell is to place where the damned dwell." Totally going to need to buy the Achewood books from Darkhorse |
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| OMG MIGHT HAVE FOUND GAY FRIENDS!!! This could make the 'Gene much more bearable... Ad also, potentially, bareable |
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| Have secured roommate for new condo! Here's to someone else paying part of my mortgage! |
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| @ispencer Totally read that as 'baboon lobby'... Which, come to think of it, actually makes at least as much sense... |
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| @katra My favorite thing in the small clip I saw from the RNC was a woman holding a sign that said 'War hero vs. ZERO'. Um, RUDE! |
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| Okay, you people are preventing me from COMPLETELY IGNORING ALL REPUBLICANS, so have to turn device updates off now.. |
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| @shoseph @katra Best txt message alert ever: 'The hammer is my penis' |
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| OMG opiates make the Universe AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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