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I can haz Mexico? Catch everyone in a week or so.
| I think I might want to eat. Oddly, though, not one thing in the entire universe sounds remotely appetizing. *pause* Still nothing. |
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| Green tea roses=the angriest flower ever. Huge red thorns that spurt red thorn juice upon removal. It's the lobster of the flower world. |
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| Dear god. I am awake at this godforsaken hour. Must caffeinate and hope for the best. Offerings to the flower gods. |
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| sub_english: 1; Veggie burger: 0. Must do flower market in a.m. Apologize to @narcise in advance. Now? Mama needs more feedins'. |
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| Whose dick do I need to suck to rent table skirts? |
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| Today's personal weather? Mostly sunny with scattered freaking. |
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| I no can haz bucket. Home Depot? I HATES IT! |
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| Survived a day of greater than usual fucktardation. Told someone, "I'm not laughing you, but at our delusional customer." Beer now. |
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| Awake and preparing for work. @pbrstreetgang already on vacation for pre-nuptial goings-on. Le sigh. Let's go herd some idiots. |
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| @theliquorfairy I am still in need of lipstick and lip liner; all I have in mind is a vague color family. Must be subtle due to eyes. . . |
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| @DrewZZK that place sounds so wretched and distasteful the one's bowels might not work, leaving you bare-assed and straining over the sink. |
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| Eye makeup decided upon. Possible hair solution in hand. Now to bathe. |
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| Already my dining room is a pile of supplies for the Zombacalypse, if the right response to the crisis was to throw a giant cocktail party. |
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| I just cried over plastic cups. I need to just be married already. |
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| Balance? Transferred. Liquor? Purchased. Now for cheap wine and Sam's Club. Bulk, bulk, bulk. |
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| @violentecstasy You forgot your bra in eight grade too? I thought I was the only one! |
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| Work must end. I am so bored that I can't even pretend to care any more. |
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| Considering writing remaining wedding documents in lolcats. Srsly. |
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| Meeting day. Damn. Wasting 45 minutes I don't have listening to blathering that makes me hate my job. |
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