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3 pin numbers, 2 little imajination
| Does anyone else ever go for a sit-down nap in the toilets? |
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| In yet another chain furniture shop. Gonna buy the yin yang coffee table then give up on life. |
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| @probablydrunk. You have the largest penis in the world. |
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| Dude. Temps suck you loser. |
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| My mate the microbiologist says tossers. Im inclined to agree. |
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| The people sitting next to me are either lecturers or tossers. Not smokin rollies so maybe the latter |
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| F*ckin hell, the blazin squad just got on the bus |
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| 'Aquired' a tourniquet from work. Gonna go home and pretend im in trainspotting. |
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| Theres a van outside my house trying to make it not smell of petrol. Thats nice. Petrol smells dangerous. |
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| Terrifying the dog with some minimal headfuck chicago house |
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| And yes @probablydrunk, i am the uks finest living dj |
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| In vest and boxers mixing dirty tribal house. Its saturday people! BOSH BOSH BOSH |
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| The only thing i could find for lunch today was birthday cake. |
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| Balls. |
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| Dude u ok? |
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| Did the polish hooker thing actually happen last nite? |
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| Waitin 4 dan, who said 9 was a lame time to meet. |
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| @probablydrunk get avg free and zonealarm |
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| Finally arrived. Urge to kill remained surprisingly low. |
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