snboyle
is finally back in NYC!
| oh the dallas airport on a saturday... maybe this screaming child will vomit on me before I board my next flight |
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| Is enjoying the rooftop with dick, jen, and mary. But where are jen and mary? |
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| is figuring out that personal travel is still travel. Can someone bring the fun to me? |
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| Is dialing 1 900 mix- -a-lot. |
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| is on the path to naptime. |
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| wants to go around the city to all of the fast food restaurants that have to post their calorie counts (viva Bloomberg) and guffaw. |
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| was wondering if the next "targeted" ad would be about freezing my eggs, or car pool tips but instead... it was "is your man gay?" |
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| is wondering if the next facebook "targeted" ad will me about freezing my eggs, or perhaps car pool tips on the flip? |
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| is listening to a guy describe his ppt as "an exciting LTE slide deck". Right. |
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| is thinking a day trip to Dallas? or.. feigning illness? |
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| @bitterlemonlong: i sure hope you're not going on about your poo |
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| Bastille Day celebrations! |
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| officially has enough outdoor seating for a garden party. Party! |
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| is thinking that the best part of the Jesse Jackson video is the going-to-cut-nuts-off gesture he makes seconds after. Hysterical. Really. |
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| is wondering why the summer is nearly half over, but why? |
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| Loves waking up to deleted sent messages. It's like to drunker me is telling the morning me: "you don't want to know." |
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| trying to feed the dog pills is a bit like a slobbery Pez dispenser. I put the pill in, she leans her head back and spits it out. Repeat. |
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| @tricolores: I saw that one, too. Killed me! |
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| is having Dr Pepper in a can, while mildly refreshing, just makes me want to let him out. |
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