scottsimpson
After an hour of torture with the kids, I'm with @gruber: Photoshop bucket fill has totally killed coloring for me.
| scottsimpson (Canadian food is BBQ seasoned with HP Sauce, gravy, and anti-American eye-rolling.) |
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| scottsimpson While the rest of you BBQ, my family celebrates its mixed heritage by going out for Canadian food. |
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| scottsimpson He was like, "Shake the bottle! Shake it up!" I was like, "That is going to get all over your pants." And guess what? I was right. |
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| scottsimpson Currently fascinated by: very pretty ladies in very shitty cars. I'm always surprised when I see one. |
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| scottsimpson My landlord's street address is 187. So guess which Snoop lyric I say to myself on the last day of every month. |
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| scottsimpson We've all got our vices. You've got your "caffeine addiction", and I've got my just-murdered-you-for-talking-about-your-caffeine-addiction. |
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| scottsimpson Tried to buy a ticket on the Midnight Train Goin' Anywhere, but they were like, "$15 per additional bag," and I was like, "Fuck that!" |
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| scottsimpson My Canadian wife hates it when I refer to July 1 as "Good Friday" and July 4 as "Easter." |
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| scottsimpson I don't like the word for it: "litter." It encourages kitties to be irresponsible. |
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| scottsimpson It wasn't cheating: I set my Facebook relationship to "it's complicated" five minutes before it happened. Ten minutes later, I set it back. |
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| scottsimpson I wonder if it's rude to ask my new iMac to pick up some dumplings for me as it AWAITS PICKUP in SHANGHAI CN. |
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| scottsimpson Devising techniques to FORCE people to have fun at the live show tonight: http://xrl.us/MonsterPod |
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| scottsimpson "So Adam is this Alone Sandwich?" God I sound like such a douche trying to explain my nerd life to my mother. |
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| scottsimpson Hey! The Fail Whale stole my "O" face! |
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| scottsimpson Without Facebook, how could I tell my coworkers I'm a fan of Kierkegaard and blow jobs? Unrelated: no one sitting near me at the bar. |
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| scottsimpson Just thought of a good pickup line: "You look like a Tarot card." Unrelated: no one sitting near me at the bar. |
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| scottsimpson Barack Obama likes Dylan, Yo-Yo Ma, Sheryl Crow, Jay-Z, Stones, Stevie Wonder? Yep. Manchurian candidate. |
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| scottsimpson The nice thing about a frustrating, stressful day is that I can whistle 2 octaves higher than usual. Working through ABBA's back catalog. |
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| scottsimpson If you begin to read a blog post, or hear a conversation, that mentions the New Yorker's article on itching: WALK AWAY. You're welcome. |
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