roybragg
Palin invoked Ferraro, Clinton & JFK. She trashed Sen. Ted Stevens, hates Big Oil, & her old man is union. She's a stealth Democrat.
| She hammered the infamous "Bridge to Nowhere." Uh, did she just dump on Alaska's senior Republican senator? |
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| Palin's husband is a union guy and she hates Big Oil. |
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| That VP chick's husband is a commercial fisherman. I think I remember him from the first season of "Deadliest Catch." |
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| Is there a swimsuit competition Nov. 4? |
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| XXX Files: David Duchovny enters rehab for sex addiction. There's something out there, and he wants to nail it. http://tinyurl.com/5vxbuy |
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| Watching the Broncos preseason game tonight. Starting QB Jay Cutler appears to have aged *a lot." Also, he's blacker than I remember him... |
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| Preparing to go to war with Gustav. Flooding synonyms? Check. Verbs of destruction? Check. Tornadic wind euphemisms? Plenty. |
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| More doughnut/crimimal court puns than you can shake a croissant at! http://tinyurl.com/3abpdr |
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| In a meeting at work. I hope to hell I can keep my job. If not, I'm back to my first love -- grocery store bagging. |
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| About to speak to PR professionals about social media. Should I make crap up, or tell them something important? I'm leaning toward crap. |
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| Surprise guest when Joe Biden finished speaking...Bob Hope! He was filming next door and just stopped by to tell some golf jokes. Hilarious! |
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| Suge Knight has been arrested for assault. This has to be a frame job. Dude is a model citizen. http://tinyurl.com/6fcruk |
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| Four years too late to do him any good, John Kerry found his cajones at the DNC. Poor old guy. |
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| Jimmy Carter, who created FEMA, was on MSNBC & referred to "Brownie" re: the bungled Katrina response. Funny. |
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| Clinton releases delegates to Obama! But she's keeping the other hostages until cops meet her demands. http://tinyurl.com/6rdxze |
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| The Dave Matthews Band: Uninvolved passersby in the world of compelling music. Also, they suck and they're boring. |
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| BexarMet meter reader causes bill spike on North Side. The clown was making up numbers instead of reading meters. http://tinyurl.com/5nwffk |
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| If you *have* to use airline wi-fi connections to look at porn, the odds are pretty good that you have a problem. http://tinyurl.com/57xk77 |
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| Diddy grounds his private jet re:fuel costs. When a mack daddy has to cut back, the terrorists have already won. http://tinyurl.com/6f3gy5 |
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