rmaxwell
has achieved Inbox Zero. Now for "Kitchen Sink Zero" and "Laundry Bag Zero"
| wishes he could piss on the grave of the last chain letter... But the bastards just won't die. |
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| : for "groove is in the heart" to be any more in my head right now it would have to shove by brainstem down my spinal column and out my ass |
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| 's task list is full of items like: make more lists. |
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| Russia's deputy minister to NATO sounds exactly like Peter Sellers as Dr Strangelove. It almost makes his protofascist pap funny... Almost. |
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| thinks we need a moratorium on great comedians dying. Bernie Mac was amazing. I think I'll watch "Head of State" tonight. |
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| @casconed a playlist is a portrait, specific to person, time, and purpose, after their personality and predilections. definitely flat-rate. |
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| just had to stop himself from telling an actor: "you gotta get that thing open as soon as that first 'Dick' is outta his mouth" |
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| : pandora station built around "innocent when you dream" just started spitting out sea shanties... this pleases me. |
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| @billpena oh, and they shouldnt call their astroturf "science": http://tinyurl.com/5uv3e7 |
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| @billpena ummm... company's advertising frames company's product in positive light? this is news? http://blogs.zdnet.com/hard... |
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| has been failed and derailed by technology |
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| is experimenting with a return to longhand |
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| has had his earphones in the wrong way for... oh, let's say six years. His ears feel much better now |
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| @billpena I don't even know who you are anymore... (but I've never used the damn thing, so who am I to judge? Fucking nobody, that's who) |
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| thinks he just heard someone say: "it's called 'fellatio.' it's well known... at liberal arts schools." |
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| @billpena and yeah, twitterrific rocks my little world. I wish it had better location awareness, like a per-tweet tagging option... |
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| @billpena mouthguard, yeah. Though mine is prolly somewhere in the Chesapeake right now... Because I ain't got it and it's not at Laurie's. |
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| wants EA to know, on any platform: Scrabble is a game for NERDS! it doesnt need animation or sound. just give me my letters and fuck off. |
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| can't find his mouthguard, hoped it's not in a landfill by now... |
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