redneckmommy
Sending the boys out to play hide'n seek in the dark. In the woods. So that I can sneak up on them and make them cry with fright. Heh.
| Watching Drillbit Taylor with three pubescent boys. Beer makes everything funny. Oh ya. I rock. |
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| My boobs are itchy. This apparently creeps my children out. I'm okay with that. |
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| Dear children. Stop fighting. Or I shall go medieval on your asses. Don't test me. You will LOSE. |
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| For the first night in weeks I was not haunted by green eyes. Was a good sleep. Now if only I could convince Daniel Craig to visit my dreams |
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| @CharmingDriver Good luck with that Shan. I'm on day 10 and just starting to stop chewing the faces off people who dare look at me. Sigh. |
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| @deafmom @mammaloves You would think I would wear the aid more often. Turns out I prefer listening to myself more than the whines of my kids |
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| @deafmom I'm doing better now. I can still hear out of the right ear, but it was a huge adjustment to lose hearing out of one ear overnight. |
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| @mammaloves Recent development this year. Have little to no hearing in left ear and mediocre in my right. Nerve damage from nasty virus. |
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| @mammaloves As a hearing impaired gal, that just makes me burn. I did NOT know that. In Canada, mine was covered. Damn. |
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| Fires are out, but the stench of melted plastic will haunt my nostrils forever. The upside is now I can get a shiny new microwave. Whoot. |
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| @chickybaby nose boogers. Especially the long stringy green ones. Way gross. |
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| My son set a plastic cup on fire in the microwave. The microwave started on fire. Eyes are watering. Hard to see thru the smoke. |
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| @BackpackingDad She has an itchy cooter. Poor thing. Give her a hug and some ice cream. |
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| @the_new_girl Happy Birthday darling! You aren't so NEW or GIRLY anymore. Snicker. Love you and wish you the best. |
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| @undomesticdiva I'd totally do that. Cuz I am just looking for an excuse to go to Vegas. LOL |
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| @ImSleepDeprived have the camera in hand. but it's dark and i'm scared to step outside! but i'll try. if i'm eaten though, it's YOUR fault. |
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| @whithonea Dude. My girls would only entice them to come closer to the house with their firm perkiness. (In my mind anyways.) |
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| @mochamomma Not a metaphor, love. And one of them is on my damn deck now. And I have no damn gun in the house to scare them away. shit |
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| There are three large coyotes in my front yard. Growling. Freaking me right the fuck out. |
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