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ade b4dcaos Sean Lucyjam ECTOPLASMOSIS!


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realising that the problem with getting a bike that isn't worth stealing is that it's also not worth riding.

thinks he's developing Stockholm syndrome with bad coffee - starting to crave it, despite its horribleness.
cursing the cheap mattress that feels like sleeping on fists & hammers
Oxford Street: a white-hot river of screaming pain, desparately clawing its way from Tottenham Court Rd to Oxford Circus. Avoid.
Another great porn spam subject! YES! Phila pee yellow with go weewee sensory!
gin hurts
Wow, Macrodobe seem to have made livedocs work, finally!
Rediscovering 70s/80s rock & metal. Zeppelin! Sabbath! Metallica! Deep Purple! This is making me very happy :)
Weirdest spam EVER: General of our horse thou art. With yourselfConfess twas. BeautyResolved to carry her. Where are my other men monsieur?.
Favoured hangover cure: as much Irn Bru as you can drink, as cold as you can make it + a couple of ibuprofen. Try it today!
Porn spam subject of the day: 'Maddox farm barnyard country girls naturopath' from the wonderfully named 'Vivian Minor'
pondering the incredibly Barley option of canoeing to work :)
navigating Hackney by tower block
Recovering from a hangover with the familiar sensation of suspected embarrasement :)
Surreal porn spam subject of the day: Nat sic safari petting farm with dogie horsiey neal
Identical shoreditch fringes
you know that horrible feeling when you pick something out from between your teeth, then start wondering whether it was actually part of your mouth?
Wondering why my brain is made of cotton wool and spiders.
Watching the recycled Euro-versions makes me wonder how arbitrary and weird our own pop culture is...
Eating a breakfast that consits mainly of meat and cheese, yay!