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@midendian Remember: if you're going to fail, better to fail in whale-form!
| Rick almost killed Phil Collins!! |
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| Help! Muni is holding us hostage! Oh wait, there we go... |
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| Damn what a painful meeting. I think @stevel and @ian would agree. Happy with where we landed, but am unclear as to why it took so long :-/ |
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| Just finished watching Obama's acceptance speech; after not paying attention for months, pretty impressed. Hope it's enough. |
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| @terraplanner Where "intense HTM" = "intense hot transit mess?" |
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| Castro Muni station is on fire? Looks like I'll be F-Market'ing it home... |
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| I wonder if this spam knows it's self-deprecating: Subject: "Nominated for an MBA." First line: "WHAT A GREAT IDEA!" |
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| Taxicab [driver] getting screwed by no less than four SFPD units; warms my heart. |
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| @cbarrett BUT OMG SQUEE, DISTRIBUTED VERSION CONTROL IS THE BEST AND THE FUTURE! |
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| "Subject: Enlarge your snake into a python easily" Spam targeted for perl? |
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| @midendian To quote her, "I'm not a doctor, so I'm unable to make a diagnosis, but..." |
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| @midendian Careful there, cowboy... you might just get another promotion while you're out! |
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| Esthetician: No red wine, no spicy foods, like Indian, no steaming-hot showers, drink lots of water. Me: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, ok. |
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| When someone says "effective immediately," I've found it's either a very disconcerting moment or a positively hilarious one. |
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| @midendian No! You can have negative value. Proof: http://tinyurl.com/5cjxgz |
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| God damn you, {Ubuntu, Debian, Xorg, and/or Linux}: Why the hell can't you keep font rendering consistent across OS upgrades. SO MUCH HATE. |
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| @rcavalcante size_t value; assert(value && "Demand met."); |
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| Ubuntu 8 update: Firefox finally working. Addressing the VMware FAIL next on the list. Wanting so badly to "upgrade" to Gentoo. |
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| I can tell my day is going to be wasted fighting with Ubuntu stupidity. |
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