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| would like to know the American equivalent of the British term "rent boy." |
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| would like to borrow $199 for a new iPhone. Much obliged! |
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| You're going to get it on your face. |
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| It's Cot Friday! |
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| From Mercury Election Central: Our reporter and the Bus Project have been "uninvited" to the Sho Dozono party! Check Blogtown for the deets! |
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| 75,000. You're darn tootin'! |
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| assures you it was an accident. We'll get a sponge. |
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| has been called the Da Vinci of our time. |
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| likes the cut of your jib. |
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| wishes to be referred to as "Wildman," and "Wildman" only. |
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| is feelin' fashion-y! |
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| refuses to take off the bear costume. |
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| can't stop looking at that picture of the Indian baby with two faces. |
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| is not embarrassed by our yearbook photo. |
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| was escorted from the premises for grabbing the hips of a female patron and then licking her face. |
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| dreaming about throwing a snowball at Randy Leonard. |
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| Mmmm, mold. |
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| thinks Jens Lekman is dreamy. |
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| Logjammin'! |
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