phylhrmnix
Y'know, I should really streamline the whole process and just attach a feedbag filled with Honey Bunches of Oats to my face.
| phylhrmnix Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayumnnnnn. |
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| phylhrmnix ....oooooooooh. |
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| phylhrmnix Fireworks: the most amazing routine spectacle. Stay tuned for live updates from the D.C. show. |
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| phylhrmnix Weirdly, the closest I come to going to church is driving all night with the music way up. In related news, I'm in DC for, like, 30 hours. |
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| phylhrmnix I like to think of my roommates as a team. At the moment, they're the sort of "team" that leaves mouse doots on the counter for days. |
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| phylhrmnix Today's Cold Truth: "Jawsome" will never catch on with The Kids. Astounding, given that The Kids' dressers have drawers dedicated to Irony. |
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| phylhrmnix Encountered the single most revolting grocery spoil of my life tonight. I'll say this: maggots were involved, and not just a few. |
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| phylhrmnix If you've seen it already, you won't mind watching it again: http://www.vimeo.com/110922... |
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| phylhrmnix To his credit, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has also denied that there was ever a 311 cover of The Cure's "Love Song". |
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| phylhrmnix Tasty Indian on the Lower East Side with Rachel. Good that we weren't denied our share of awkward, servile lurking. |
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| phylhrmnix With the occasional, manic exception of "Once In A Lifetime", *nothing* beats DJ Shadow for soundtracking a stroll through city streets. |
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| phylhrmnix Show me as many Rosetta Stones as you like, but I still think it sounds like the historians are fucking up Ancient Egyptian pretty bad. |
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| phylhrmnix @erikprice Man, I needed you on my rush hour train to help be disgusted at the neckless guy eating Good n' Plenty out of his shirt pocket. |
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| phylhrmnix The Dangers of Union Square: for an awkward 8 seconds, I accidentally joined a line headed into a club where Tïëstö was slated to "perform". ... |
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| phylhrmnix @cjereneta Oh GOD DAMNITT. So THAT'S why it fit. Way, way too late to delete & repost it, isn't it. |
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| phylhrmnix Every single time I tweet *anything*, it signifies a victory of needy exhibitionism over crippling perfection and overdeveloped prolixity. |
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| phylhrmnix Fun Fact: it's not only possible, but distressingly easy for a human body (mine) to consume over 2,000 calories (free pizza) in 25 minutes! |
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| phylhrmnix @levendis Don't worry: your reference to Jack Handey's Pie Heaven did not go unappreciated :) |
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| phylhrmnix I'm perpetually torn between albums' original recordings and the nominal benefits of remastering. Caught between the two: my wallet. |
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