pandemian
Just had a Turkish bath with Beth Ditto.
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| My new GP looks exactly like the doctor from Jam. *rubs legs* |
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| There is a satsuma-dispensing bus stop on Tottenham Court Road. |
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| Feel curiously and improbably obliged to defend London 2012 simply because its detractors are becoming so tediously unoriginal. |
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| Why don't you build yourself a word? Build yourself a word with an ing! To say it's happening! |
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| The universe, she points and sniggers at me. |
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| New blog post: Contumely: Dear Peter Hitchens, I know dear, I know. The modern world is .. http://tinyurl.com/6nhgtr |
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| Refuses to watch female Olympic vollyball out of principle. That'll show them. |
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| @chickyog, I didn't know anyone took A-levels but blonde triplet girls? You shock me with this news. |
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| New blog post: Negative feedback: - Thursday - Debbie, Apoplectic Ebay Buyer where is t.. http://tinyurl.com/5kgm7w |
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| Inexplicably, Finchley Road tube station is full of nuns. Reverse! |
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| Too much weather. |
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| Ah @sevitzdotcom, it's not the 'happy', it's the 'indiscreet' - too much temptation to resist for wicked, base mortals like myself. |
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| wonders if setting himself up for embarrassment when it all collapses like a flan in a cupboard is part of the thrill for @sevitzdotcom |
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| Mesmerised by a slow-moving trail of coffee on the Metropolitan line |
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| Omurice! Where have you been all my life? |
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| New blog post: Footnotes: Feet out the window, blogging naked in summer. Oh Christ, the n.. http://tinyurl.com/6bwhk4 |
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| Queen Elizabeth I : EPIC PALE |
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| Flying Ant Day, she is early this year no? |
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