nomatophobia
Got a pasta salad just b/c it looked like it had peas. But on closer inspection,they were BABY FINGERS!Kidding. It was celery, still as bad.
| nomatophobia @DamienH - 1 more - "I'll go ahead and ignore that strange bulge in your g-string and take that lap dance now". |
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| nomatophobia @DamienH -1 more. "I don't really appreciate you blowing that whistle in my ear w/ your stinky towel and gross tequila." It doesn't help. |
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| nomatophobia @aswang - I've been walking around for days with "Videotape" in my head. That, and "Stayin' Alive". Every time I walk down the street... |
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| nomatophobia Changed out of my emergency "oh-shit-I-forgot-about-a-meeting" clothes, and realized I accidentally went dressed as a villain from Batman. |
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| nomatophobia @the_peg_is_in - "signed picture of William Shatner" didn't make the list? It tops mine. That, and the porn. |
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| nomatophobia @nrek - It is if you have ever seen the attendees. |
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| nomatophobia Had to sell my precious Radiohead tickets. I haven't felt this sad since...well, since I listened to Radiohead last. |
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| nomatophobia Michale Ian Black,the loving man's guide to approaching anal. http://tinyurl.com/6m86w8 |
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| nomatophobia @emp - It's more like fire-falling-to-the-ground-burning-my-face-off-crisping-my-hair-and-dying hooping. I haven't done a lot of it yet. |
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| nomatophobia If you thought I was badass before (you didn't), envision me hula hooping on fire this weekend (you will still think I'm a dork) |
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| nomatophobia Cryling like a little girl at my desk over the death of Queasy. RIP, El Q. http://salamitsunami.com/ |
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| nomatophobia Has dawned upon me that I can make difficult tapas like no one's business,but you give me a box of Rice-a-Roni or Top Ramen and I'm lost. |
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| nomatophobia @docwho76 - I'm telling you, just saying you are a pet psychiatrist always works for me. |
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| nomatophobia Also intend to celebrate by acting like an asshole to everyone. |
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| nomatophobia Happy Bastille Day. Intend to celebrate by cooking "Poulet Parisienne" (chicken w/stuff), Raspberry Pain au Chocolat (chocolate w/stuff). |
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| nomatophobia Mimi's Chicken and Fruit is the tits. |
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| nomatophobia @nrek - Well, now that I have lots of street corner experience, we can make your mother a kingpin. To the schoolyards... |
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| nomatophobia @nrek - Quote: "Ahhh free cokies, I can imagine you will be selling those on the street tomorrow now that the people are hooked." |
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| nomatophobia @kirinqueen - You okay there? You need some gassy assistance? |
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