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Breakspin and Pretendyousawthemovie have been claimed. I still have the others as well as, um, platoscaveman.com. For a pretentious blogger?
| nick Does anyone want dailygoatse.com, miffd.com, lefter.tv, stuffonmyass.com, ultimatezings.com, breakspin.com, or pretendyousawthemovie.com? |
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| nick Trying to tell people I learned the YLNT theme. Sounding like Dwight Schrute. "Do you listen to YLNT?" "No." That's because you're stupid." |
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| nick In my new sketch at http://theblankwhitecards.com I fall in love with a waitress at Chevy's. (We will Ebay the sombrero for charity.) |
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| nick Listing online euphemisms (not just jokey definitions) for Gawker: Viral = cheap, experimental = failed. Got one? |
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| nick From "white elephant" and "elephant in the room" comes the word for the guy no one wants to see at the party: Social Elephant. |
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| nick Name my movie about the startup/blogger crowds. OMG? Chattering Classes? Blogged? Startup? |
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| nick My comedy show started today! http://theblankwhitecards.com features me, Jared Horney, and spit takes. |
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| nick @FarkerPeaceboy When you measure your unfollowers by the hundreds, then you will be a man. Related: Ass cunt cocksucker mick wop donkeypunch |
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| nick Support your community. Favorite more tweets. (Or help at a soup kitchen but, ugh, POOR PEOPLE.) |
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| nick Watching *Celebrity*. The male lead in any Woody Allen film talks like Woody Allen, and *I don't mind*. |
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| nick My non-paying 2-man every-weekday YouTube sketch show starts Tuesday. Who wants to design a title card for free on their weekend? E-mail! |
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| nick Bloggers and writers, remember to come to Zeitgeist at 4:30. Everyone gets a "fave" star! EVERYONE GETS A "FAVE" STAR! |
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| nick I got 99 bitches and a problem ain't one. |
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| nick Okay, fictional URLs soon possible include trashbat.cock from Nathan Barley and clownpenis.fart from SNL. Any others? Please e-mail me! |
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| nick @mat I think most of your complaints are reasonable. @Moltz finishing an hour late is weak beer. |
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| nick @mat doesn't care about giving a good show! He didn't tweet til like 4:45 AM cause he thought we wanted to see his light show. |
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| nick Ian Schafer auctioned his Twitter background for $1000. He has 600 followers; I have 4400. Do the math and send me a bid. |
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| nick RIP JARED 4EVA U MAH HOMEY PASS THIS ALONG TO SEVEN FRIENDS IT IS TOTES TRU SNOPES LIES http://jaredremembered.com/ |
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| nick Friday night is blogger night at Zeitgeist. Starting at 4:30 (!) drink with me, @melissagira and @forwardretreat. |
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