mollydotcom
pienso de menudo blanco. Quien tiene? Lo necisito esta manana ;)
| mollydotcom in email spam, "Dear Maria, are you experiencing erectile dysfunction?" A). who's Maria, and B). Why is she having trouble standing up? |
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| mollydotcom @tweetarded post walk of shame? There have been so many, I'm not sure to which one you refer. |
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| mollydotcom comment: "nothing like a jersey tomato" reponse: "mmm why thank you darlin' are you a banana or a cucumber or just happy to see me?" |
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| mollydotcom am wearing my "worn out party girl" shirt but it's only in preparation for a long Sunday nap. I'm not worn out yet! |
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| mollydotcom @builtbydave BBQ, rain, England - where's the confusion? I don't see it. |
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| mollydotcom @beep HAPPY BIRTHDAY and since you asked :: splat, keerunch, crack :: - I don't know if it counts as kill but someone can finish ya off ;) |
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| mollydotcom @moon : You tempt me with those tomatoes, you do. Mnom! |
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| mollydotcom @reign4aday Mornin' Dramatic! Hope it's a fine one. |
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| mollydotcom I know there's one of those perfect (and approved!) tomatoes which I'm going to slice, then eat, very very very slowly. Ah, tomatoes. |
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| mollydotcom I think i challenge and sometimes frighten people. Is that true? If yes, please tell me why. If no, the same. |
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| mollydotcom the true secret to happiness is being courageously joyous, even when everything you experience seems to want to take that joy away. |
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| mollydotcom What are you doing? |
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| mollydotcom craving a Sonoran Hot Dog |
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| mollydotcom gonna go watch some Mitch Hedberg rip just because I miss him. http://tinyurl.com/2xx45e |
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| mollydotcom @frogtosser You probably will. Just think of it as an "oops, I just made others laugh" moment. In a good way, you know. |
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| mollydotcom @azlee I love Aqua Vita. I try to get water there as much as possible. They also have some nice produce now and then. |
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| mollydotcom @sourjayne Cilantro in the hottub? I know, erotic salsa! |
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| mollydotcom anyone have a boat? I was going to drive over to the store but the road is a river at the moment. |
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| mollydotcom @reign4aday Is your brother okay? What happened? No dropping bombs like that without explanation, causes panic amongst friends. |
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