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Have realized that my daughter gets her most annoying trait from me.
| mogrify @charliepark Yeah.... probably the same thing that wakes me up at 6 every day of the week :) |
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| mogrify So it turns out that strip malls aren't what I thought they were. But if you see a homeless guy there, you can still get a lap dance. |
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| mogrify Doctors report that Angelina Jolie's vagina has been reinforced so that it can withstand the stress of birthing Brad Pitt's super babies. |
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| mogrify @charliepark You and your pancakes. Always taunting me with your pancakes. Hey, why always on weekends and holidays? What do YOU care, SAHD? |
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| mogrify When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to take off work to get drunk, overeat, and blow shit up, hell yeah! |
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| mogrify Our daughter is three and she already prefers her most uncomfortable shoes. We're screwed. |
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| mogrify And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches toward the kitchen to make breakfast? |
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| mogrify Six hours of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by an annoying alarm clock, |
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| mogrify Trying to boot up my brain. Currently getting an error message: "FATAL: coffee.dll not found." Yes, my brain apparently runs Windows. |
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| mogrify Ding. As @DougMeacham said, twitterscope down. |
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| mogrify Four minutes. Boss just came in and said "Why are you still here?" Maybe I should go. |
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| mogrify Adobe things that should die: ColdFusion and Contribute. Flash and Dreamweaver: you're on notice. Watch yourself. |
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| mogrify @beatnikgal Sigh. I don't have beer at home at the moment. I don't even have a patio. So: lukewarm tap water on the stoop! Woo hoo! :) |
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| mogrify 15 minutes to freedom. |
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| mogrify @jfroebe Also, check out Handbrake: http://handbrake.fr/ |
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| mogrify Possible upside to Viacom/YouTube thing: the logs are leaked, allowing idiot commenters to be located, waterboarded, and sterilized. |
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| mogrify I'm good at writing tweets that exactly one person fav's. [http://is.gd/LoX] But not as good as @Xytrex. [http://is.gd/LoY] |
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| mogrify Rasmussen: Obama is leading McCain by five points... in Montana. http://tinyurl.com/5tzf6p Holy crap. |
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| mogrify Google, Yahoo: please don't index Flash. You'll only encourage them. |
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