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I just saw the MILF comment from a friend and copied and pasted it. It is not my sentiment. I swear I am not a misogynist.

My movie just got into the New Hampshire Film Festival!
McCain/MILF 2008! :(
Wishes Ben would write a free version of Twitterrific.
48 push ups!
Hanging out with the twins.
I just met a really great girl. Someone whose face I could gaze at for ever.
47 consecutive push ups!
Saw ex-girlfriend tonight at a party. Feelings: none. Kind of sad for her actually.
Just borgin' it up over here. Borgety borg borg borg.
It is going to be a very late night.
I just got a phone call where an English guy, with a cockney accent, said, "You just threw me under the bus brother." He was right.
I am drinking Mexican Coke, and it is much, much, much better than American Coke.
My first tweet from twitterriffic was halted by a server error. This bodes very badly.
I am definitely going to produce and direct a feature. Anybody got any scripts?
Time to direct a feature.
Oh yeah, and I saw Zooey Deschanel sing last night with her band She and Him. I love her a little bit.
Just watched the sun rise in Minneapolis.
About to get on a jet plane for Minneapolis.
Sometimes women have reported having orgasms while delivering babies, otherwise known as the: birthquake.