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Kobayashi was robbed. Lesson learned: never have a close match on the birthday of the host nation, it'll always go to the countryman.
| mathowie Suggested recording of the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Championships? TiVo, if it didn't violate several robot laws, I would kiss you. |
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| mathowie Someday I hope there is a Monsters Of Napping tour because I could kick so much ass on it, napping in the middle of a stadium. |
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| mathowie Pro tip: don't add your google contacts to Address Book, because if you deselect the option, those 2500 random strangers don't go away. Ugh. |
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| mathowie Some days I feel bad for the little birds. They've been whale hauling all day. |
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| mathowie If that fucking chihuahua movie does well, I'm sure as shit there will be a multi-sequel live-action LOLcats film franchise soon after. |
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| mathowie I've developed a sudden love for wool clothing that is so deep, I'm convinced I was previously in fact, a sheep. |
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| mathowie There should be some sort of webcock-ness estimator. If you send email to a company and get TWO vacation replies, they deserve a top score. |
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| mathowie I read too many "greatest movie ever" blog posts, spoiling Wall-E a bit. It was good, but I expected perfection. Nerds ruin everything. |
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| mathowie I was genuinely impressed with the air quality in LA this past weekend. I've never been able to see Mt. Baldy from downtown LA in June. |
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| mathowie I feel like the Netflix profiles thing was a media/PR hack to get them in the news. Announce something dumb, then recant, get free coverage! |
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| mathowie One great meal can turn an entire vacation into a wonderful time, no matter what happened before or what will happen in the future. |
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| mathowie I hear McCain talk about climate change and eco policies he'll follow, but what was he doing for the past 7 years agreeing with Bush? |
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| mathowie "Do you have any non-douchebag shorts I could try on? Oh wait a minute...I wandered into a J Crew store. Sorry, my mistake." |
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| mathowie There are mirrors in a Crocs store. You'd think they remove them to boost sales. |
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| mathowie Just saw a pregnant woman with a fanny pack (below the bump, of course) for the first time ever. It was awesome on so many levels. |
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| mathowie "I am a Professional Networker, Wealth Expert & Coach..." wait, wait. Lemme me block you on every social app we share. There, that's better. |
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| mathowie Burbank airport to hotel in 3hrs. Total distance by freeway? 25.8 miles. LA traffic is even worse than it appears |
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| mathowie Bound for Burbank |
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| mathowie Saw touring company of Avenue Q. Ugh. Seemed so self-indulgent and lots of lowbrow stupid humor. 3 hours wasted. |
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