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@jaqi Big Brother has required us Old Comrades to watch our mouths recently. In China, we always say, "tea will get cold once you leave".
| 30 more days to go before The Games. The whole nation is going crazy. I love chaos!!! |
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| Now you know why we have to ban Hong Kong media. They even found the missles we installed around the Brid Nest!!! http://tinyurl.com/4dnzrn |
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| But if you are someone who can get married again and again with no fear like me, you will never be scared. |
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| "Men are 10 times more scared of marrying the wrong person than of never getting married at all." - TIME's Quote of the Day |
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| There's something familiar in the air. Anyway, good night, Beijing. |
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| Just took a walk outside. Why did all people on the square dress themselves up as policemen? Stranger than history. |
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| Good morning, everybuddy! SO... where's the torch??? Almost forget that... Hope you guys have the answer for me. |
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| Psst. China is not alone on its way of boycotting "Slutbucks"! We have company! Welcome to join us, American people! http://snurl.com/2bpj1 |
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| @siumuimui My creative old friend @SteveJobs sent me an iPhone as a birthday gift last year. I'm not a Mac fan. I fancy nothing but myself. |
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| @ChinaMatt Sometimes I go out and take a walk in mid nights. Oh, of course, you guys have already forgotten who I am. |
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| Seriously considering shifting from iPhone to Nokia 1110, which was designed to be dust-proof for citizens of developing countries. |
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| The aftershock relay has finally ended its tour in Sichuan and entered Shaanxi Province recently. |
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| @siumuimui Do you remember your President Hu couldn't be seen on TV in the early days of the earthquake? We were having a secret meeting. |
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| @jaqi Why did I offer millions of Chinese women to USA? Answer: too many trouble-making women in China! Read this: http://tinyurl.com/yohjo2 |
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| The city smells like crap. Dusty crap. It reminds me of my 1947 in Loess Plateau. Oh my homesick...! |
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| It's exactly what we called "cultural evolution"! |
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| [VIDEO] Attention! Fastern your seat belts, hold your breath, and take a look at today's splendid Chinese women: http://tinyurl.com/5how46 ! |
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| I asked Mr. Kissinger if we can send millions of Chinese women to the US as gifts. He turned down my offer. That was a wise choice!!! |
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| I HATE takeaway dishes! I HATE having lunch in this glass coffin! I WANNA GET OUTTA THIS MEMORIAL ZOO! |
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