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@mike_FTW, "twittering in the shower?" So that's what the kids are calling it these days?
| madmann @dollarshort, me too. I'm convinced this is about hospitals losing revenue when women deliver at home. The UCSF tab for Ellie was ~$20K. |
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| madmann I tend to put stuff we buy and end up not liking in the earthquake kit. It's like I'm asking, "How can I make an earthquake suck even more?" |
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| madmann The running skirt? I get the idea but in practice it just looks stupid. |
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| madmann Digging paper out of Eleanor's mouth. |
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| madmann I moved to CA 20 years ago today with $200 and two duffel bags full of vintage clothes. Only remembered when I looked at my MUNI transfer. |
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| madmann Need to stop eating while nursing the baby. Picked chicken out of her neck folds earlier. |
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| madmann The weather is perfect right now: warm, but not too warm with a light breeze that's picking up the neighbor's Cecil Brunner rose bush. Ahhh. |
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| madmann Could be hallucinating, but I think Ellie is trying to say "Mama." |
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| madmann Pretty intense duck mating going on at Pine Lake this morning. Felt like I should have shielded Ellie's eyes. |
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| madmann Eleanor's swim teacher doesn't really understand infant development. "Crawl up the stairs." Um, she doesn't crawl yet, lady. |
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| madmann Mother's Day haul: cinnamon rolls in bed, big-ass box of chocolates, Kabuki spa gift certificate, and lots of solo time. Thanks E & M! |
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| madmann Man, where have I been? Trip back East, sick baby, etc, got me off my Twitter game. Not that I really ever had one, but still. |
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| madmann Since I'll get the inevitable inquiries: no, baby bootcamp is not for babies. It's an exercise class for mothers. Crazy, crazy mothers. |
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| madmann Baby Bootcamp class thwarted by crying baby who refused to stay in stroller. Then I locked the keys in the trunk. Please let day improve. |
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| madmann Merlin and I persist in imitating the pope in a jokey Italian accent. We're going to hell. |
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| madmann working on a theory that ties access to resources to anxiety to prove that wealthy mothers are fucking crazy |
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| madmann Trying to figure out which baby at playgroup Mena thinks looks like Don Rickles. |
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| madmann Yay! YLNT is up. So funny and I'm not really into internet humor. |
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| madmann Merlin just got pants with a partial elastic waist. I wish @AmyJane was here to make fun of him. |
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