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Just are the best dirty sock I've had in 4 months. The difference is a human was trying to pack it into a bag. Now eating poop--yum!
It turns out I can't swim very well
Resting my head on a stair and looking at Davey.
Just ate some lovely liver biscotti. I got them for choosing to go outside and pee, of my own volition. Delicious.
Why am I wearing this fugly sweater?
DAMN it's hot! Yo, Andy! Where's my goddamn water slide, bee-otch?
Me? Still a digger.
A little girl tried to buy me on the street. What was she thinking?
I fell asleep watching What Not To Wear and chewing on a carrot.
made a new pug friend in the park named Scout who is five months and who I can bully.
now disembowling a felt frog. Yum.
Just are a handful of kibble and some salmon treats for being such a good girl and settling at Cafe Du Soleil
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