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Mum's talking about me on the phone in the other room.
I can feel the happysigh waves all the way from Europe.
You should make me a sandwich.
Do want, if I was a small child! http://tinyurl.com/5zawxx
I actually didn't oversleep this morning. This is a first. I also made myself look like an asshole online. That's not so much of a first.
Prez needs more self-control on account of how much procrastination sucks.
Fucking paychecks. Abe and I shall be together by Friday, then.
I think that Pillow Abe Lincoln and I need to meet in real life. *whips out credit card*
And tonight kind of sucks a lot. Fucking overly-emotional week. And people. They suck too.
I just lost The Game.
My mother just IMed me from the other room. We've clearly become one of THOSE families that doesn't talk to each other anymore, haha.
Most emotional morning ever.
@sally_monster And it wasn't the other chicken that picks on Normy? Or any of his ladies? I would be devastated if it was your Normy :-*
@sally_monster =-O Please tell me that Normy is okay
Fucking zombies =(
Lmao, "Turn around, don't drown" is the bestest hurricane safety phrase I've ever heard!!!
There is a motherfucking tarantula in my bathroom.
@sally_monster I will share the cheese pizza and pole dance and then we can watch Batman. *loves ye wifey*