leah
My mom's a level 7 night elf druid. What have I done?
| I liked twitter better when IM updates worked. |
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| My mother installed World of Warcraft last night. I'm not sure whether to worry or quest with her. |
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| I have a section in my filing cabinet for fake mustaches. It's between tax forms and pay stubs. No need to tell me how awesome I am. |
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| not enjoying my hot apartment. |
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| @noctopian I got out of jury duty last week. The trick is to have a CT scan the week before. They frown on possible brain damage. |
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| Wii Fit age = 25! Yeah, I kick ass. |
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| rudely awakened by a drunk girl trying to crawl into bed with me. the housemate will get an earful later. can't wait to move... |
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| record breaking temperatures = frozen yogurt for dinner |
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| clementine, age 3: carrots will never fly into my shirt and make me be someone dead because i have pink crocs on my feets. |
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| call your mothers, people! |
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| @dan i think it's a great idea and look forward to your future embarrassing twitters. |
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| 4 GameStop employees, all hot. I am confused by this. |
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| @dan say hello to my old 'hood for me |
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| Today, I took my mother shopping at Good Vibrations. It was an experience. |
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| Thinking life would be easier without a cervix, or with more vicodin. |
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| Checking the Fedex site repeatedly for Rock Band shipping updates...aahhhh! |
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| bleh |
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| wondering why twitter is so quiet today... |
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| @dan i take it you mean mozilla and not morrissey |
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