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lasagnahog

ADAM WAS BORN IN SEPTEMBER.

My new cast is black. My arm looks svelte.
The zombie watching at the Harborview Pharmacy makes all my irritation and pain almost worth it.
I now know that I hate watching someone else get their cast cut off. It's loud, smelly and intimidating.
Now they're talking about me in front of me but not WITH me. I am so annoyed.
No one is listening to me.
Back at Harborview for a surprise re-cast. Hot...but not.
I had a dream that Eddie Murphy died.
I would like a 16 oz. serving of peanut butter fro-yo, please and thank you.
Filed under N for Nerd: Watching late night SciFi Channel and can't wait for my Heroes DVDs to arrive tomorrow.
Best ghosthunter quote: You're a piece of shit ghost. I'm glad you're dead.
I want one of everyone: http://tinyurl.com/6jjfyg
Missing premiere models episode. Am I growing up?
Know it: http://tinyurl.com/5l6t6p
We got the house! We will be in Seattle for realsies in October.
That's a yes; I will bite your head off. It's best to steer clear.
I would probably bite your head off right now if given the chance.
@whatevernick I hope you're the guy they mentioned. I really want it.
New band name: Sasquatch Scat
Why do I get the feeling McCain's historic choice has more to do with oil than shattering the glass ceiling?