kristan
PS: He TOTALLY looks like my friend Denis from that vantage point.
| Beck was outside my old apartment yesterday and I knew he was familiar, but it didn't click until now. |
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| Surprised @skatan and @theraz aren't twittering like crazy from PAX. |
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| Needing and wanting a good night's sleep. Badly. |
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| It took all I had to not end that last tweet with: "no shit." |
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| Coworker just held up her hands to demonstrate the size of her bowel movement. Seriously. |
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| David Duchovny has entered rehab for sex addiction. So very many inappropriate jokes to make, so few characters to do so. |
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| Wondering how much actual time this shit is going to take me, since I've already eaten up the imagined time. |
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| Dear Spam Filter: What part of "Affordable Viagra" doesn't scream spam to you? |
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| Trying to figure out where to start. |
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| Taking advantage of a few quiet minutes to bond w/Hux before the craziness. |
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| There is no way to complain about your quad-grande-latte being a venti w/o sounding like an asshole. |
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| Leaving to pick up uhaul--hopefully they'll have the size I ordered. For once. |
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| Trying to figure out how to make up for the almost 2 hours I overslept--this packing isn' t going to do itself. |
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| This could have come from @skatan, on any day. http://twitter.com/gruber/s... |
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| Text from mom: "Dr Dean says legitimate massage has a tremendous future." So many smart-ass comments. Where to begin? |
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| Wondering if an Acme baguette bounces or bends if you drop it, and if it explodes when you bite into it. |
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| I think we get amnesia every summer about how grey the other seasons are. |
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| Realizing, for the 1st time ever, that packing doesn't require cleaning. Throw shit in boxes, clean later. |
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| PS: I'm not voting for Goodspaceguy Nelson. That's not a joke, |
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