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@ahtitan I really am NOT the music dick I sometimes make myself out to be, swear. Pseu-pseu-psuedio!
@MsDiagnosed Did they block twhirl, too? My work recently started banning pages and twhirl gets around that here. Strange.
@jhuston Not unlike a zombie bite, a Gensis song stuck in your head also requires a blow to the brain. For humanity.
So @hillaryclinton per @ayse the Guardian did announce it hours ago, so I'll just say my congrats now & kick ass. Until I hear otherwise.
@phyllisstein Ok, I get it. Esp. since I want to respond OMFG THAT'S HILARIOUS! To everyone who posts here. Also, you run into SPOILERS.
@joethepeacock Nothing! Just reminding @phyllisstein he shouldn't hold back on Gossip Girl twittering if he gets the urge. Don'tbeatmeup. :)
@phyllisstein Do you think the ten thousand dudes tweetin' their manly football tweets tonight are thinking twice about?
@Demiurge And here I was worried it might be hyphenated. I'll be sure to Palinize it next time!
This motherfucking Cheetos dust is motherfucking magical.
@tehawesome Think of it as a "thank you" for your hospitality, them making you breakfast. Eight hours in advance.
@stevewhitaker Careful, The Cult of Dyson is strong. Those people looooove their dander and dirt machines.
Don't get me wrong, I like Tumblr, but my short time using it says 85% of this stuff is what my sister's going to FWD:FWD:FWD me in 5 weeks.
@itsbynnereel Kidding! But if my employer asks you about alleged internet dick jokes YOU KNOW NOTHING. This message self destructs in 3, 2..
@itsbynnereel UN-SUB-SCRIBE! UNFOLLOW! ABORT! ABORT!
Oh @itsbynnereel You are JUST the kind of Y'er who'll turn me in for this shit. All y'all born w/ a FireWire port in place of a bellybutton.
@ayse Your upbeat "life is good" posts are good to see in the middle of twitter, so if my last.fm turns to sad crap next week apologies now!
@luomat IT'S HAPPENING! (Throw in fresh danish too & I'd right click on that offer. AWH SHIT, she's a PC! Just like the other Sr. Citizens!)
Indeed @elmorse, but sadly some Y'er is just one click away from turning me in to the AARP & signing me up for "internets" class at the VFW.
Since @zeldman brought it up, another unsolicited confession: I don't even know what FriendFeed really does. See also: Boingwha? Dighuh?
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