katcan
it's dragged people, not drug
| katcan Feeling guilty re: shoes bought today.They could feed a sub-Saharan country.Sally Struthers is going to kick my ass, then I'm going to hell. |
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| katcan @jimray don't know about the drops, but she uemura is the way to go for mascara |
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| katcan threatening husband: if he wusses out and buys the portable AC unit, then i'm buying the gucci shoes i covet, dammit. |
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| katcan @jimray totally when you pick them up...b/c what if they're not there when you go get 'em? first tip wouldn't be so desereved now, would it? |
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| katcan Old Country Buffet should host Warren Buffett's $2.1 million power lunch. Billionaire Buffet. Best marketing opportunity ever for them. |
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| katcan you know you're older than you think you are when you no longer recognize stars in public service announcements |
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| katcan i hope michael phelps gets rid of that silly handlebar mustache before beijing...it's the freekin' olympics, not sturgis. |
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| katcan the 30 inches between me and my TV at work seems like a vast ocean when my remote won't cooperate |
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| katcan it's so hot out that i just saw birds panting like vito spatafore |
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| katcan cable news better hope there's NEVER a handgun ban.it'd run outta "angry husband shoots wife for insurance cash" mysteries to run on weekend |
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| katcan sending sis-in-law to manolo blahnik boutique sale on my behalf...now i just need somewhere other than thriftway or water tots to wear them |
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| katcan had nearly uncontrollable urge to re all to billg's email: "and let the e-fellating begin!" but thought better of it. steveb proved my point |
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| katcan site of our engagement may go up in flames.c'mon georgie-if you're going to rape offshore life, loosen up the purse strings and save big sur |
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| katcan now that husband golfs with contractor, was hoping for discount on next project, but now it's apparently cool to miss appointments with me |
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| katcan breathing sigh of relief. every time my mother-in-law calls, i'm afraid she saw the story on msnbc about the infamous blue bear. |
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| katcan find myself wasting huge amounts of time compressing thoughts into 140 characters. there should be twitter light and twitter family size. |
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| katcan plagued by "green". use 8 gal of tepid kitchenette water at work to wash soup bowl or use disposable? it's paper v. plastic all over again. |
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| katcan Speaking of un-PC parents, my sometimes clueless mom tells my infant son to ask nice af-am man at Nordstrom,"Hey man, what's happenin'?" Oy. |
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| katcan sad i missed my nbc news crush's appearance in the newsroom. oh well. i doubt he'd appreciate my war stories from the nordstrom sale. |
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