jonathancoulton
I just sprayed swiffer juice all over my bare feet (not a euphemism).
| jonathancoulton Just walked past my old apartment. Saw the new me - what a dick. |
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| jonathancoulton Settling for Spicy Nacho, but not thrilled about it. |
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| jonathancoulton DVD editing again. I'm so tired of looking at me. |
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| jonathancoulton Just repaired a window screen, thus protecting my family from the elements (squirrels). Probably about as hard as killing a mammoth, right? |
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| jonathancoulton They're shooting Rescue Me here in Dumbo. They set up a fake NY on the actual NY sidewalk. |
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| jonathancoulton Tha nanny may have broken a leg. I am so screwed. |
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| jonathancoulton Oh lord, just played at a book party, no amplification, a lovely disaster. |
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| jonathancoulton Axa Equitable: the phrase is "the ELEPHANT in the room." The 500 lb gorilla is something else. |
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| jonathancoulton I made a joke on wordle. It's hilarious: http://xrl.us/dqt6j |
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| jonathancoulton If you own a business and you haven't yet figured out how to make your computer email me invoices, I don't think I should have to pay you. |
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| jonathancoulton Playing the Brooklyn ikea opening. 6:30 am this morning. Dream come true. Not really. |
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| jonathancoulton OH (a certain three-year-old): You can't go around with your bagina! You have to have underwears! |
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| jonathancoulton This coffee shop has electrical outlets so loose that you have to wedge your power cord in with a chair. Sometimes, sparks. No fire yet. |
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| jonathancoulton Yeah, I got a question: when is Son's Day? When is it my turn, for once!? |
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| jonathancoulton @youngamerican: creamsicle seersucker. Astounding. |
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| jonathancoulton Heading to TSOYA live. |
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| jonathancoulton New song, also your new favorite presidential mnemonic: http://xrl.us/b7evh |
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| jonathancoulton Yes, that was me playing guitar on The Daily Show last night with Hodgman. The shirt was borrowed, the beard was mine. |
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| jonathancoulton Sometimes when I play Geometry Wars I have extended fantasies about becoming the best Geometry Wars player in the world. |
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