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Woke up in painful beginning stages of a cold. Is denial as effective as zinc and vitamin c?
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And on the fourth day, she got the HD box. And she saw that it was good.
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Not the best day to have a senior moment, John.
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I set traps, so the mouse just starts running a new route. I AM BEING OUTSMARTED BY A RODENT. No surprise there.
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So: Who IS in favor of a second holocaust?
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Calling it early, I know, but: Tom Brokaw wins the debate.
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When McCain speaks, I'd describe Obama's expression as nothing short of bemused.
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You can buy 63 different Chanel bags, but not a single box of Jolene creme bleach? Lauren Conrad, please explain.
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What do you do when the mouse actually jumps over the trap?
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They cleared out men's restroom @ the Met so some woman could look for her husband's lost contact lens. Oh, wait. That was my mom and dad.
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Just overheard two private-school girls on Park Ave talking about "Serena and Blair."
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Just met my parents at E Houston Hotel. May God help us all.
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Namecheck Home Depot: crucial.
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"The Castro brothers" -- not to be confused with the Jonas brothers.
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Let's put it this way: Joe Six-Pack would never wear those shoes to a job interview.
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Why does the elevator reek of booze, and why wasn't I invited?
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At this age and in this city, "shy" equals "asshole."
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"I love this burger so much, I want to sew my ass shut."
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Contemplating foie gras for dinner. Out of defiance.
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I've yet to be completely sold on today's iteration of the apocalypse.
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