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@sgsaunders ... as Batman, as Mike Hammer, as Jack Bauer (that might make 24 watchable), as Jason Bourne... |
@sgsaunders If I had a time machine and unlimited budget, I'd make sure to cast Russell as Han Solo, as Indiana Jones... |
@sgsaunders Russell still can't, but Carpenter's lost his touch. |
@sgsaunders I'm tempted to ask, "Which one?" :) But yes. Russell and Carpenter at that time can do no wrong. |
And maybe Osaka. |
@jonfmerz My Bebo profile even has the photo (of my wife) to prove the statement true. |
@jonfmerz ... that I'm married, and that my wife is far prettier than any of the women on the pictures they spammed me with. |
@jonfmerz I used to get a lot of porn spam on Bebo. That stopped, however, when I pointed out in my profile... (cont.) |
@NeverWanderer "He sez Keptin, I sez Wot?" |
Next time we go to Tokyo, I want to see the Gojira statue. And I want to take a side-trip to Kyoto. |
@sgsaunders I love Big Trouble in Little China. That and Escape From New York are the foundations of my Kurt Russell worship. |
@ashwinpande I just misread "thing" as "thong." |
I like the anime "Ocean Waves." Cute, funny, and a really nice music score that is a perfect match. |
@rawnzilla Oh, fuck. I've been in that position several times. I know how you feel. Fuck. I'm so sorry to hear that. |
@jonfmerz I used to get porn spammers, but by now even they have given up on me. |
The problem with the Consumer Coupons as prop'd by the German gov't: am I supposed to spend €700 *in one place*? |
I now have a magnetized reindeer head on my desk lamp. |
@NeverWanderer It's a Bendis comic. What's to spoil? There will be lots of talking, until the Skrulls give up. |
Okay, it's about different groups of people. But still, the way they placed it makes it baka. |
The next article right underneath tells people to SPEND MONEY RIGHT NOW to save on taxes. |
