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@sgsaunders ... as Batman, as Mike Hammer, as Jack Bauer (that might make 24 watchable), as Jason Bourne...
@sgsaunders If I had a time machine and unlimited budget, I'd make sure to cast Russell as Han Solo, as Indiana Jones...
@sgsaunders Russell still can't, but Carpenter's lost his touch.
@sgsaunders I'm tempted to ask, "Which one?" :) But yes. Russell and Carpenter at that time can do no wrong.
And maybe Osaka.
@jonfmerz My Bebo profile even has the photo (of my wife) to prove the statement true.
@jonfmerz ... that I'm married, and that my wife is far prettier than any of the women on the pictures they spammed me with.
@jonfmerz I used to get a lot of porn spam on Bebo. That stopped, however, when I pointed out in my profile... (cont.)
@NeverWanderer "He sez Keptin, I sez Wot?"
Next time we go to Tokyo, I want to see the Gojira statue. And I want to take a side-trip to Kyoto.
@sgsaunders I love Big Trouble in Little China. That and Escape From New York are the foundations of my Kurt Russell worship.
@ashwinpande I just misread "thing" as "thong."
I like the anime "Ocean Waves." Cute, funny, and a really nice music score that is a perfect match.
@rawnzilla Oh, fuck. I've been in that position several times. I know how you feel. Fuck. I'm so sorry to hear that.
@jonfmerz I used to get porn spammers, but by now even they have given up on me.
The problem with the Consumer Coupons as prop'd by the German gov't: am I supposed to spend €700 *in one place*?
I now have a magnetized reindeer head on my desk lamp.
@NeverWanderer It's a Bendis comic. What's to spoil? There will be lots of talking, until the Skrulls give up.
Okay, it's about different groups of people. But still, the way they placed it makes it baka.
The next article right underneath tells people to SPEND MONEY RIGHT NOW to save on taxes.
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