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BestAt RT @CcSteff: On a scale of 1 to lunch lady, how awesome does this hairnet make me look? 3:31 PM Dec 3rd from twitterfeed

shoesonwrong Fell off the can and bit my husband on the ass on the way down. Like a lady, of course. 9:19 PM Nov 27th from twitterrific

BestAt RT @Moltz: HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM IN THE HIZZOUS! 10:30 AM Nov 27th from twitterfeed

BestAt RT @MissRFTC: My boss claimed to not know what a camel toe is so I demonstrated. Commence awkward silence in office. 8:30 PM Nov 25th from twitterfeed

BestAt RT @hotdogsladies: If you find that design to be within reach, you're standing on a thicker wallet than I am. 1:30 PM Nov 24th from twitterfeed

youngamerican I'm glad our government is committed to helping Wall Street and Main Street. But what about Elm Street? I hear it's a nightmare. 9:16 AM Nov 24th from web

dens Just realized I can make crop circles in my rug if I walk on it just right (...and I just wasted 10 min doing just that. Heeeelloo, no job!) 8:31 AM Nov 21st from web

rands I am Jack's sense of calm resignation that I like being horribly busy. 7:06 PM Nov 19th from twitterrific

sacca Esteem Mister: My father, Somali Harbormaster, has now posess oil of many millions barrel. We require US partner to accept wealth. 2:44 PM Nov 18th from twitterrific

BestAt @twoname: When Twitter is down, yell "FAVORITE" at attractive strangers. 3:43 AM Nov 18th from twitterfeed in reply to twoname

sacca Stopped in to hear a Catholic homily. Troubled by the "love one another" theme in light of their active campaigning for Prop 8. 11:08 AM Nov 16th from twitterrific

SteelersNFL Yahoo >> Report: Sale agreement to keep Steelers in Rooney family (PA SportsTicker): Af.. http://tinyurl.com/5bv6ff 4:22 AM Nov 15th from twitterfeed

alqaeda And why would we use Facebook? "You have been tagged in a photograph ... Osama and Saddam are now friends ..." No thanks. http://bit.ly/9FFi 2:54 PM Nov 13th from web

sacca To be clear, our president-elect called the latest Jay-Z album "tight". Never, ever wake me from this dream. 10:15 AM Nov 13th from web

visitphilly Wow - Bella Vista’s Little Fish has been named the 3rd best seafood restaurant in the US by Bon Appetit. (Thanks for the heads up @foobooz!)... 6:58 AM Nov 12th from web

kanyewest This is the first day of the rest of our lives. 6:49 AM Nov 4th from web

mtnspring Apparently McCain will announce his running mate on Friday but if u want to know first u can sign up to receive the info early via telegram 7:07 AM Aug 28th from twhirl

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