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@mundanejoy - no, thank god, and I was ingesting orally rather than anally. I hate the internet. |
@mundanejoy - oh god, why did I drink red wine tonight?! |
The internet is for targeted meme-based marketing. Which is porn. |
@jacobob - get a labelwriter. It will blow her mind. |
Yay! Not a scofflaw, driving privileges won't be suspended! |
Jason is stupid. Venison can't cause strep. Also, i feel significantly better today. |
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Otter rock is on and I don't have the strength to otter dance. So sad. |
I have British Strep. Just like regular strep, but more polite. I get penicillin. |
@zarhooie - throat coat! still sore and fevery, though. |
Tea and vitamin c not entirely staving off sore-throat-doom. |
Back at work. Meh. |
@lbitw1 - Oh god. We're all gonna die, aren't we? Before using the new bondage benches. What a waste. |
@taylorgiacoma - Yep, could be England-wet! |
@jacobob - be careful, jacob! We need you intact. |
Home in my house now. Cursory glance through mail reveals my driver's license is mysteriously suspended. Bollocks. |
Have landed safely at logan! jason, txt me about plans plzkthx? |
One last breakfast at the caff first, though... |
On the way to the airport shortly. London is fantastic, but I am ready to go home. |
Yesterday I was fed by men with giant meat swords. I ate a pile of chicken hearts, among other things. |
