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| zuhl This may be a dumb question, but people have checked to make sure this Phelps guy isn't a cyborg, haven't they? I mean, he could be SkyNet. 12:16 AM Aug 15th from twitterrific |
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 | DadGoneMad AP: LA quake caused by God pounding on his laptop when he discovered that Scrabulous is no longer available on Facebook. Developing... 12:23 PM Jul 29th from web |
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 | magnetbox Just witnessed a scooter wipeout and 2 red lights ran in a span of 3 blocks. I may have whatever the LOST island has. 6:28 PM Apr 7th from txt |
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| Moltz New term for that little yogurt burp-up the container does when you open it: dairy queef. Logging into Urban Dictionary now. 1:02 PM Apr 7th from web |
 | scottsimpson Flip Video: for $140 you get a video recorder AND an early-stage Parkinson's detector! I could film the next Bourne movie on this thing. 1:55 PM Apr 6th from web |
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 | lonelysandwich I can only take so much sexual innuendo on a menu at a burger joint. Yes, I'm looking at you, Weiners 'n Buns Hot Lunch in Your Box. 12:28 PM Mar 27th from web |
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 | Remiel While I'm at it, fuck whomever put mint in this conference table brownie. It's like I'm eating a brownie & brushing my teeth simultaneously. 10:42 AM Mar 5th from web |
| Remiel MySpace = Jerry Springer. Twitter = Seinfeld. Facebook = Lost. Slashdot = M*A*S*H*. Now you go. 3:44 PM Mar 3rd from web |
| Remiel A misguided prankster laced the office water cooler with a small amount of LSD. Trying to get to HR to complain, but being thwarted by bats. 2:37 PM Feb 28th from web |
| Remiel Often, "There are no stupid questions" means "I fully expect stupid questions from you, but don't worry, I'll pretend you're very astute." 8:49 AM Feb 28th from web |
| Remiel Whenever I feel irrationally optimistic or certain, I remind myself: For some reason Beck is a Scientologist. Brings me right back to earth. 10:22 AM Feb 26th from web |
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| Remiel I don't care what they say. If the delivery guy ever brought me Digiorno, I'd be fucking pissed. 7:24 PM Jan 31st from web |
