is considering a job in the __________ arts. _________ being any field that does not involve her working every single holiday weekend. 6:30 PM Nov 28th from web |
is thinking she needs a Christmas miracle in order to successfully complete her Thanksgiving menu. 11:56 PM Nov 25th from web |
is remembering last Sunday night, when she vowed never to go to Trader Joe's on a Sunday evening again. Uh-huh. 8:45 PM Nov 23rd from web |
is doing her part to support community literacy at $3.00/day by failing YET AGAIN to make it to the library to turn in her overdue books. 1:17 PM Nov 17th from web |
could teach a class on how to subtly attract the attention of chatting Starbucks baristas. Because she has to do it Every. Day. 12:22 PM Nov 11th from web |
I know in a few months I will be ready for nonstop sun again, but right now I'm so happy for fall! Time for tea! 2:10 PM Nov 9th from web |
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Cannot believe I signed up for the Mud Run. Hope I do not die and/or get permanently disfigured tomorrow morning. 2:32 PM Oct 17th from web |
So excited for the debates tonight! Crazy v. crazier, a fight to the crazy death. 2:00 PM Oct 2nd from web |
Disconcerting: horror film preview, followed by family plan cell advert. Imagine your family dead. Then imagine them chatting. America. 11:02 PM Sep 22nd from web |
Utterly bored with the snack options in this office. Swedish Fish? Ginger snaps? Anything but Keebler. 5:16 PM Sep 10th from web |
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Even when Monday is your Sunday, the end of weekend isn't any less depressing. Ah, work. 11:06 PM Sep 1st from web |