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hotdogsladies @bcompton Weird how "@BarackObama" quit tooting once he won. Like I let him touch my kooch on Nov. 4, and now he forgets how to use a phone. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to bcompton

splorp Ooh, I haz finally Gmail themez. 8:51 PM Nov 21st from twitterrific

lisamac @jeffsmith wow, look at those eyes. She is gorgeous too. Kids are great. I don't know how I didn't know this before. I did, but didn't. 7:20 PM Oct 27th from twitterrific in reply to jeffsmith

beep Had a fine night drinking with Joe the Plumber, so we didn’t watch the debates. He was wondering what all the text messages were about. 8:47 PM Oct 15th from twitterrific

jasonsantamaria Just saw someone throw dog poo at a guy for not cleaning up after his dog. Awesome. 9:40 AM Sep 4th from twitterrific

jconaty David Duchovony does not have a sex addiction. He has a penis. 1:14 PM Sep 3rd from web

jconaty People need to stop saying 'I heart <anything here>'. It's not cute, or cuddly, or funny, or anything good. Just stop it! 3:06 PM Sep 2nd from web

adactio Suggesting to David Storey that, instead of bickering with Webkit about acid3, they just whip out their dicks and start measuring. 9:20 AM Mar 27th from mobile web

Malarkey "We can't work in exchange for partnerships or ad space as shops won't accept them in exchange for food, so we work for money." 6:39 AM Mar 26th from web

Ihnatko @rlepage Never pick a fight with a Canadian. He's drunker and he has better health coverage. 9:11 AM Mar 14th from web in reply to rlepage

Avengio @luxuryluke Fitts law explains why I didn't get the napkin treatment. It's all becoming clear now. 3:15 PM Jan 31st from ThinCloud in reply to luxuryluke

mrwarren is that my iPhone vibrating in my pocket or my daughter in my lap filling her diaper? 4:17 PM Jan 30th from twitterrific

wishingline @Avengio we're at Mulestones on Ribson 9:34 PM Jan 29th from mobile web in reply to Avengio

mezzoblue FYI: those at the Hyatt already, wifi in the lobby. SAID webdirections, pw: NORTH 1:18 PM Jan 27th from mobile web

mattbrett Totally forgot that IE treats the alt attribute as a title. What a dumb shit! 12:37 PM Nov 7th, 2007 from Snitter

luxuryluke is smashing dishes. Screaming. Popping pills. Chugging coffee. Passing out. 12:06 PM Oct 23rd, 2007 from Hahlo

hotdogsladies Talking to smart people throughout your day helps mitigate the corrosive effects of dealing with the unapologetically dim-witted remainder. 10:42 AM May 31st, 2007 from web

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