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Pretty sure my dog knows WAY more than she's letting on.
WOW those Big 3 guys look like they know how to PARTAY! http://tinyurl.com/5dvjpq
@ajgentile Kudos for putting the "pirate" back in piracy though. Much cooler when that word refers to something more than swiping mp3s.
I'm eating chocolate right now so I won't have to eat it later. FYI, this tactic never works.
@iamwritebrained Too good for them. As bad as those National Lampoon movies are, they always involve zany antics with beer and naked chicks.
Next time let's have those dudes from the big three walk to Washington in sack cloth while flogging themselves.
Don't tase me, bro. I don't respond well to tasing.
My eyeballs are bleeding sleep deprivation.
Axl Rose: Biggest tool ever or biggest tool ever? Discuss...
@warrenellis is trying to violate the twitter monkeys with his internet love muscle.
New Jonny Subconscious in which we discuss the perils of the holiday wish list: http://tinyurl.com/429598
I'm too young to be this old.
On second thought, go ahead kill the messenger. In fact, when you're done bring me his still beating heart for soup.
New Jonny Subconscious in which we discuss internet pornography: http://tinyurl.com/429598
Brain go melty.
This must be what an aneurysm feels like.
AC/DC is win.
R. I. P. Josephine Tragskiss
What's so special about these "chicks with ticks" anyway?
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