jcroft
Difference between Seattle and Kansas City: In KC, the rain goes sideways.
| jcroft Happy Canada Day to all my awesome Canuck friends. And happy birthday @katidid! |
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| jcroft @mrsasher Whoever said that has clearly never been anywhere else. |
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| jcroft @magnetbox supaman that ho! |
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| jcroft If you haven't heard: @meeshku and I are moving back to Kansas City this weekend to tend to a personal matter. Hope to be back to SEA soon! |
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| jcroft Definitely fairly sore after doing both the initial test and first day of the 100 pushups workout yesterday. |
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| jcroft OH: Why are you pulling shit out of my ass?! -- @mrsasher |
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| jcroft I bought my momma a Benz, and bought my Boo-Boo a Jag / And now I'm rollin in a nine-trizzay El Do-Rad |
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| jcroft Fresh out my coma, my mama my daddy and my homies in my corner. Gonna take a miracle they say for me to walk again and talk again but anyway |
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| jcroft Pumpin on my chest and Im screamin, I stop breathin, I see demons. Dear God I wonder can ya save me? I cant die BooBoos bout to have my baby |
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| jcroft Is it wrong of me to be annoyed by people who use anything but vibrate as their ringtone? |
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| jcroft Mark is soooo The Mole. |
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| jcroft @spangley I thought ABC was just airing the BBC version. Are they recasting it?! |
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| jcroft My golf score: 126. Thank god for the 8 stroke per hole maximum. |
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| jcroft About to play a round of golf. This should be hilarious. |
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| jcroft @morganholzer I'm hit and miss. ;) |
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| jcroft OH: I don't need some skunk all up I'm my junk. |
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| jcroft @meeshku there are five of them!! |
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| jcroft The following is 100% serious: we are watching skunks have sex. Honestly. I love Kansas. |
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| jcroft There is a woman walking a cat...with a leash. Seriously. |
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