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Listening to the Carpenters' "Rainbow Connection" on loop. Think this is dangerous. Feel like lighting things on fire. Subliminal messages.
about 5 hours ago from web
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Coffee & Shin ramen w/baby bok choy, rib tips, cayenne, garlic, & egg for breakfast. MSG/caffeine blend's a righteous way to start the day.
about 5 hours ago from web
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Going to get a beta fish and name it either 1) Vernon Octocock or 2) Montel Calhoun. Maybe I'll get two.
about 5 hours ago from web
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It's all slowly starting to make sense to me, why I moved to NY-feels like I'm riding some progressive growth wave. This had to happen.
10:52 AM yesterday from web
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Deidre gave great advice @ Sidewalk over sweet potato fries; she said if a guy's into you: it doesn't matter how hot other nearby babes are.
10:56 PM Nov 30th from web
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@ a graphic novel reading tonight @ KGB Bar, I couldn't keep my eyes off Fiona Apple--who was there w/Jonathon Ames. So pretty in person.
10:20 PM Nov 30th from web
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Put off laundry to the last minute--down to weird leopard print turquoise lace hootchie skirt underwear--bath towel smells like old beef.
2:28 PM Nov 30th from web
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Hour conversation--credit card rep named Simba w/a nice S.African accent, discussed: incentive programs, snake eating mongoose, spiders.
12:03 PM Nov 30th from web
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The idea of washing someone with my mouth seems fairly romantic lately...unless they're really hairy, & if that's the case then fuuuck that.
11:49 AM Nov 30th from web
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More elements for a new story:raspberry marmalade, bees, drunk genie, sci-fi loving oil painter, one-legged prostitute, sunshine, thumbtacks
11:31 AM Nov 30th from web
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Linseed oil as a masturbatory substance for a dick so desensitized by s&m a mallot has to whack the testicles just to get any blood flow.
11:28 AM Nov 30th from web
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I went to a zoo the other day. All they had there was one dog in a cage. It was a shih tzu.
9:04 PM Nov 29th from web
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Uhhh huh uh huh, uhhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuh huuuuuuuh HUUUuUuUH uhuhuhuhuhuh Uhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhh. UHHHhhhhh...that was me breathing hard for you.
8:23 PM Nov 29th from web
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Last night: horseradish crusted rare prime rib hot pink beef juice over buttery bleu cheese & garlic mashed red skin potatoes, pecan pie.
2:38 PM Nov 28th from web
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Rio's shower drain's lame; he's gotta run hot sink water prior to his clean routine--2nd Law's: Local Thermo Equilibrium & Trans Phenom?
2:32 PM Nov 28th from web
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Jogged 2 miles @ McCarren Park w/Rio earlier-worked on our obliques-200 crunches-coffee & Interpol.
2:12 PM Nov 28th from web
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Wow, what? We went to the same high school? No way. Aside from getting stoned everyday, making out w/douchbags & wrecking cars, uhhh...
10:20 PM Nov 25th from web
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Who the f*ck are you people adding me to m*therf*cking f*cebook from 14 years ago when we barely spoke in some lame H.S.class or hallway?!
10:09 PM Nov 25th from web
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After an hour long conversation in the kitchen about cutting back on fatty foods & healthy eating habits w/JM, I had Popeye's for lunch.
11:59 AM Nov 25th from web
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