hotdogsladies
[ Merlin's on a Twitter break. He'll be back after a while. ☕ ]
| hotdogsladies Putting together a Radio Flyer for Ellie (who now crawls, stands, and just started her 1st tooth). I wish this month could last for 2 years. |
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| hotdogsladies My kernel panic is bucking for General. |
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| hotdogsladies It's _stunning_ how hypocritical everyone but me is. |
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| hotdogsladies Really? "Embargoed" press release? Well, good news: you're going to be so impressed when I respect that embargo literally forever. |
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| hotdogsladies By my count, the word "credenza" appears in _Getting Things Done_ seven times. |
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| hotdogsladies I really admire strangers who demand favors by the close of business. That's why I sound so affectionate when I say, "Are you fucking high?" |
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| hotdogsladies "Dress for the job you *want*" suggests a lot of ladies aspire to be unsuccessful sex workers. |
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| hotdogsladies _Dwell_ is full of fresh ideas for the livable spaces we could create with as little as 80 times my current income. |
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| hotdogsladies You can't really entertain a child until you understand what they fear and what they enjoy seeing mocked. |
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| hotdogsladies Full-on, staffed, roast beef carving station in a men's room. Man. *That* would be awkward. |
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| hotdogsladies "The nature of the job is, it's a little unusual...you would be working down in a pit..." Coyle & Sharpe gold. http://xrl.us/Maniacs |
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| hotdogsladies Thing is, I want to attend Wealth Events and focus on Wealth Creation via Meets & Events. If only there were a man who could help guide me. |
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| hotdogsladies It's humbling to "perform," then meet everybody in the audience who's way more entertaining that you. It's also really fun. XO, Fun Bunch. |
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| hotdogsladies Researching how to become head of the Lutheran Church. Solely so I can ban whatever interval Garrison Keillor keeps trying to sing. |
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| hotdogsladies It's so hard to find a Professional Networker, Wealth Expert, and Coach in one insanely talented man. If only these heroes would publicize. |
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| hotdogsladies This Jay-Z fella has a lot of self-confidence. I admire that. |
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| hotdogsladies Family will ask poor Mad why I missed dinner tonight. "He does this thing. Kinda like radio. But in a bar. About poop. It's pretty popular." |
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| hotdogsladies Watching our neighbors ride off in a cab full of luggage is like winning the existential PowerBall. Feels like that day you get over a flu. |
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| hotdogsladies Some days, I feel like the only person who remembers Winona Ryder wore a monocle in _Heathers_. |
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